Dodge's SRT4 bites the dust

Perhaps it's better for Chrysler in the long run; if it ends up saving them money to pay for better materials and designers, people may actually buy their products (here's a hint: taking the strakes off the Sebring's hood is a laughable attempt to make the car look better).

And here's something funny: someone somewhere (obviously a nutbar) said that the SRT4 badge should have been put on the Avenger instead of the Caliber. Here's a thought: no it shouldn't have, because that car is so awful it needs to stop existing yesterday.

I get painful abdominal cramps when one is near me. My vision blurs if I actually look directly at one. No amount of performance packages could make that re-skinned Sebring appealing, and you know it. In fact, both should be sent down to Gitmo and prisoners should be forced to look at those spawn of hell. That'll make the bastards talk.

Images: Chrysler via Jalopnik